Goalie has miraculous healing powers
"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."
I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.
1. Open Calculator
2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY
3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search
4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated
5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone
6. Reblog and add the image
I’m in tears
Oh I don’t think that last one will be a problem.
What conservative Christians actually believe
GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP
There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).
TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
What the FUCK is wrong with this country!?